/ Jimmy's Corner: November 2006

Saturday, November 11, 2006 


Normally, I receive emails with jokes about Bush every once in a while. Yet, yesterday, I received tons of jokes about Bush in my email... I do not know, may be people find Bush more vulnerable after the stone-face Rumsfeld resigned. Anyway, two jokes made me laugh loudly...
Here we go:

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.

St. Peter shows him all the sights - the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"

St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that?

St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."

This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands arespinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?"

"Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's Bush's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."

And the other one was:
George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bush told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bush sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?", asked Bush.

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?", asks George.

The driver replies, "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig."

Friday, November 03, 2006 

Normal observations

The following scenes have become something normal to watch in the streets around here:

  • A guy walking talking to himself.
  • A guy beating the air and shouting at an invisible enemy.
  • A lady walking with all kinds of makeup on her ugly face, and angry cuz no one is impressed.
  • A guy chasing a dog.
  • A taxi driver that is driving a junk, and trying to win the race against a bus in a U turn.
  • A guy dating two girls in two restaurant in the same mall.
  • People reading national newspapers and taking what is written for granted.
Just a week ago, great noise came out of a bathroom in famous hotel, it sounded like two guys are fighting there. The hotel's security force broke into the bathroom and found one man inside looking at the mirror and shouting: "I am no motherfucker, you motherfucker".

No wonder we are going down!


Teaching university girls

I was not going to blog about this, but running through Maxx'd blog encouraged me to do it since it seems he has the same story. Using Maxx'd words: "Teaching teenage university gals can be tricky business, specially if you are 27". In my case, I am 21.

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