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Thursday, March 02, 2006 

Last warnings!

As bird flu panic spreads all over Egypt, I have received many warnings on my email such as:
  • Villagers threw their dead chicken in the Nile, so do not drink water, it is infected with H5N1 virus.
  • Do not eat chicken or eggs or any of these things' products, bird flu might kill you.
Then it got even hotter:
  • Do not eat meat as cows in Egypt turned to be mad cows and many infections were reported (no source was mentioned).
  • Do not eat fish as they live in water, and water is infected with bird flu, so fish are infected with BIRD flu virus.
And as the last warnings were proved wrong and stupid as they look, here are my expectations of the last warnings to come:
  • Do not breathe as birds infected with bird flu fly in the air, so the air is infected and you might get killed.
  • Do not drink water as fish have sex in the water.
Long life ignorance!

I don't think it's a matter of ignorance but rather there is no awareness what-so-ever from the government or any ministry! So what would you expect the people to do?

Don't even blog as blogs are written by people sitting on computers which are connected to the interned by wires that birds stand on

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